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Difference between boys and girls
When getting cash from an ATM
Boys:
1- Drive to the bank, park, and go to the Cash Dispenser
2- Insert card
3- Dial code and desired amount
4-Take the cash and the card
just 4 steps
Girls:
1-Drive to the bank
2-Check make-up in the mirror
3- Apply perfume
4- Manually check haircut 5- Park car – failure 6- Park car – failure 7- Park car – success 8- Search for the card in the handbag 9- Insert card, rejected by the machine 10- Throw phone card back in handbag 11- Look for bank card 12- Insert card 13- Look for piece of paper where secret code is written in handbag 14- Enter code 15-Study instructions for 2 minutes 16- #Cancel# 17- Re-enter code 18- #Cancel# 19- Call husband to get correct code 20- Enter desired amount 21- #Error# 22- Enter bigger amount 23- #Error# 24- Enter maximum amount 25- Cross fingers 26- Take cash 27- Go back to the car 28- Check make-up in rear mirror 29- Look for keys in handbag 30- Start car 31- Drive 50 meters 32- STOP 33- Drive back to bank machine 34- Go out of the car 35- Take card back from machine 36- Go back to the car 37- Throw card on passenger seat 38- Check make-up in rear mirror 39- Manually check haircut 40- Go into roundabout – wrong way 41- BREAK 42- Go into roundabout – right way 43- Drive 5 kilometers 44- Remove hand break 
i want to cry
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